straight boy problem #72


not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay


this is so terrifying
  • Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
  • Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
  • Me:
  • Me: *sips drink*
  • Me:
  • Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now