I need someone who will curl up in bed and avoid responsibility with me.
so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend
but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND
THEN SHE DECORATED THEM AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD B/C OF THE “REALISM” OF THE GOOEY PAPER AND TOOK LOTS OF PICS AND SENT TO GRANDMA AND DEMANDED SHE TELL HER WHICH ONE WAS THE PRETTIEST
oh my FUCKING GOD
why are you dicking around???
yoU PIECE OF SHIT
*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs
what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
Since Tom Daley is bi I’m allowed to say he bottoms