gemiblu:

“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”
( 7 hours ago) · May 18,2013 → 163,050 notes

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via ashtoncatchem)

humoristics:

Gandalf goes longboarding 

Big Ben at Dusk
( 9 hours ago) · May 18,2013 → 69,336 notes